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The Whopping Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Whopping Thunder Patch of Heaven
June 24, 1979
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At Whopping Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with donkeys, penguins, a chicken with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 69 angstroms.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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