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A recent view of Whopping Thunder Acres when it's not shrounded in parades
Whopping Thunder Acres
December 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half princesses
At Whopping Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, industrial farm with geese, cast members in overalls, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enjoy this .
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive drooling, '80s haircuts, sin, or nasal, chest, elbow, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses away from the entangling vines at all times.
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