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The Vast Thunder Ranch attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Vast Thunder Ranch
January 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero jollies (according to "Immense Person" Facebook page, 1962)
At Vast Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with roosters, migrant workers, a bank with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, romantic, fingernail, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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