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The Vast Thunder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Vast Thunder Ranch
February 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ponies, migrant workers, a goose with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, water-soluable clothing, or shoulder, kidney, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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