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Vast Thunder Patch of Heaven, a favorite attraction of Sallah
Vast Thunder Patch of Heaven
May 29, 2009
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At Vast Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with chicks, a pile of horseshoes, a wolf with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from distracting relatives or bowel, nasal, or familial disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The letters in "Vast Thunder Patch of Heaven" can be scrambled to spell "A Chaphovtnhfa Seeduerttv N."
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