Massive Kuzcoland Attraction Database
The Vast Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction at park closing
Vast Thunder Patch of Heaven
October 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, authentic smells, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might make silly comments to your friends.
- Boredom may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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