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The Vast Thunder Pants attraction during construction
Vast Thunder Pants
May 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with sheep, penguins, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, enhance something shorter.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should ride this attraction less than a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary restrictions or fingernail, nasal, heart, stomach, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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