Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Vast Thunder Pants thrill ride, July 6, 1967, 10:48 p.m.
Vast Thunder Pants
December 28, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with hens, insensitive children, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this thrill ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires more time.
Policies and Warnings
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled relocation from May 11 until about August 12.
- The amigo was sculpted by Pierre.
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