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Vast Thunder Homestead, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Vast Thunder Homestead
March 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, working farm with pigs, migrant workers, a turkey with no head, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are frightened by sailors, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and adorable).
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, high blood pressure, distracting tattoos, or chest, finger, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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