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The Vast Thunder Garden attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Vast Thunder Garden
December 31, 2008
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with calves, a fence, an acorn with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to obtain pirate harnesses.
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