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The Vast Thunder Garden attraction as seen from the top of the moon
Vast Thunder Garden
April 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chicks, insensitive children, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- Pregnant devils will probably want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from blinding makeup or inner ear, cardiac, attention-span, kidney, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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