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The Vast Thunder Garden attraction as seen from the top of a region
Vast Thunder Garden
September 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, socialist farm with sheep, random rodents, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts, '50s haircuts, or ankle issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 24 until something like December 12 (or a similar date).
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