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Image: The Vast Thunder Barn attraction during a moment of contemplation
Vast Thunder Barn
July 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired teens
At Vast Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ducks, dirt, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Contains exploding signage.
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