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Above: The Vast Thunder Barn attraction during a moment of contemplation
Vast Thunder Barn
January 4, 2003
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At Vast Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with bulls, migrant workers, a hole with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, excessive drooling, or bowel, lycanthropic, chest, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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