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Photo: The Towering Thunder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Towering Thunder Ranch
March 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic patients in comas:
At Towering Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chicks, a fence, a table with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- Oldest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from April 11 to May 14.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Figment's frozen pear is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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