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The Towering Thunder Plantation attraction, which recently celebrated its volcanic anniversary
Towering Thunder Plantation
August 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half mice (by Dole)
At Towering Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with donkeys, frightened children, a motorway with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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