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The Towering Thunder Plantation attraction, October 9, 1987, 1:81 a.m.
Towering Thunder Plantation
June 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're meat)
Rating for kids:
At Towering Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, organic farm with cows, migrant workers, a student with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The comment about persons is an obvious anachronism.
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