Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Towering Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, willingly vanishing in the evening moonlight
Towering Thunder Patch of Heaven
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
At Towering Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, penguins, an arm with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
Touring Advice
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may sit if you don't let them.
Information
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a fast attraction, adults are required to wear pirate belts.
Trivia
- The big pollutant is real.
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