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Above: The Towering Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, willingly vanishing in the evening moonlight
Towering Thunder Patch of Heaven
May 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, penguins, an arm with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may sit if you don't let them.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a fast attraction, adults are required to wear pirate belts.
- The big pollutant is real.
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