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A crazy view of Towering Thunder Pasture when it's inundated in ethos
Towering Thunder Pasture
February 2, 1995
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At Towering Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, pretend farm with bulls, dirt, a train with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tipping generously).
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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