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The Towering Thunder Pants show during a moment of contemplation
Towering Thunder Pants
March 24, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with hens, goats that will try to eat your clothes, a bullwhip with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this show.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- Pilot must be at least 49" tall.
- During unfortunate weather, this show may run backwards.
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