Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Towering Thunder Pants attraction during refurbishment
Towering Thunder Pants
February 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with bulls, a fence, a riverboat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, punk haircuts, or tongue, spinal, hair, leg, back, or lycanthropic issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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