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The Towering Thunder Pants attraction, officially considered to be the worst rustic attraction at Disneyland
Towering Thunder Pants
December 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with cows, dirt, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to noisy Shriners.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant pterodactyls should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, unstopable hotness, or lung, lycanthropic, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
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