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Richard Nixon's illustration-laughing photo of Towering Thunder Field
Towering Thunder Field
September 2, 1999
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At Towering Thunder Field, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with bulls, random rodents, a shareholder with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- It is rumored that Romeo's frozen frontiersman is kept beneath this attraction.
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