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The Towering Thunder Farm attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
Towering Thunder Farm
August 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, socialist farm with sheep, random rodents, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to participate.
- Maximum height 56".
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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