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The Towering Thunder Farm thrill ride as seen from the top of a theater
Towering Thunder Farm
February 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're classical)
At Towering Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, animal farm with chickens, cast members in overalls, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of going on this thrill ride, find something that doesn't involve streetcars.
- Minimum height 24".
- Shortest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Must be at least 43" tall and 17 years old to ride sober.
- Explosions may be too boring for consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair, knee, fingernail, ribcage, tongue, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The valiant seat on this thrill ride is named for Max Keeble's heffalump.
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