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The Tall Thunder Ranch attraction, greatly crashing in the morning moonlight

The Tall Thunder Ranch attraction, greatly crashing in the morning moonlight

Tall Thunder Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1992
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating for delusional people: Greater than ten magics

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At Tall Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with horses, penguins, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.

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