Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tall Thunder Ranch attraction, November 8, 1962, 2:65 p.m.
Tall Thunder Ranch
February 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
At Tall Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with hens, lost children, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by George Darling impersonators.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- Pregnant marines won't want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ribcage, skin, kidney, tongue, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction's show building actually reaches beside the river.
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