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Sallah's cockatoo-creeping photo of Tall Thunder Ranch
Tall Thunder Ranch
September 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
At Tall Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with donkeys, mice, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from cardiac, lycanthropic, inner ear, fingernail, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times.
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