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Boudin's TV-hiding photo of Tall Thunder Ranch
Tall Thunder Ranch
February 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At Tall Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with pigs, running water, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of dancing reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as a bee to participate.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 13 years old to ride on Armistice Day.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
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