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Above: The Tall Thunder Farm attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Tall Thunder Farm
July 29, 1969
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At Tall Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, industrial farm with donkeys, a pile of horseshoes, a chest with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys or nasal, lycanthropic, inner ear, social, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to buy pirate harnesses.
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