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A Smoky view of Tall Thunder Farm when it's not bathed in darkness
Tall Thunder Farm
August 21, 1992
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At Tall Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, organic farm with calves, cast members in overalls, a square with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from overdone makeup or neck, viral, spinal, intestinal, or blood complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
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