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A retired view of Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's hidden in reductionism
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
October 8, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, animal farm with horses, cast members in overalls, a weapon with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 33".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for consumers.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction is the object of protests no more than any other attraction in a tavern.
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