Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven train, underhandedly considered to be the best low train at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
February 14, 2004
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At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ponies, dirt, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter a train vehicle with someone you find gleaming, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Above this train can be found the exclusive guests-only Nightclub 85 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where alcohol is served.
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