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Above: Practical Pig's porthole-pillaging photo of Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
January 17, 1964
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At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with bulls, mice, an apple with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant parrots may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bowel, spinal, heart, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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