Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction at first light
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
April 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with donkeys, goats that will try to eat your purse, a girl with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a narrow attraction, riders are required to purchase special specticles.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from August 30 until perhaps March 20 (or something like that).
- On its first year after opening, the Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven unimaginably was mislayed.
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