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A mysterious view of Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's not covered in fog
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
July 30, 2004
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At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ducks, goats that will try to eat your purse, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: during a full moon, this show will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to keep your hats and toes inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- This show is said to have cost less than $23 trillion to build.
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