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Pictured: The Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, magically considered to be the premier theatrical attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
March 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with ponies, a fence, a statue with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from April 8 until perhaps June 11.
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