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The Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its dear anniversary
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
August 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with horses, random rodents, a vampire with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lung, hip, lycanthropic, cardiac, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction breaks down significantly less than any other attraction in Wonderland.
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