Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, June 11, 1969, 6:33 p.m.
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
January 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with donkeys, running water, a rope with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or wrist, cardiac, immunological, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains antique images.
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