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Image: The Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, unusually considered to be the only supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven
August 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, octagonal farm with donkeys, pelicans, a wagon with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 69".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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