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The Substantial Thunder Pants attraction during a moment of contemplation
Substantial Thunder Pants
September 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half pixies
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, migrant workers, a caboose with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs within the entangling vines at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a reference to an imaginary attraction.
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