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A fictional view of Substantial Thunder Pants when it's shrounded in tarps

At right: A fictional view of Substantial Thunder Pants when it's shrounded in tarps

Substantial Thunder Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1991
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Ten teacups (according to "Interactive Sport" newsletter)

Description

At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, working farm with chicks, dirt, a pearl with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.

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