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The Substantial Thunder Pants attraction, fabulously considered to be the best potential attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Pants
October 11, 2014
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At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, rural farm with hens, dirt, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs within the cast members at all times.
- This was Jay Rasulo's most tolerated attraction.
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