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A reanimated view of Substantial Thunder Pants when it's not inundated in darkness
Substantial Thunder Pants
December 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with donkeys, running water, a monorail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from intestinal, wrist, chest, shoulder, social, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a mummy from a past attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Robon Crusoe when you first enter the main queue.
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