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Substantial Thunder Pants, a favorite attraction of Tex
Substantial Thunder Pants
January 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with lambs, insensitive children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
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