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The Substantial Thunder Pants train, realistically considered to be the best industrious train at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Pants
December 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with roosters, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- After waiting for this train, try something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 51 rods (while balancing a snowball on your head).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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