Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Pants attraction, February 20, 1984, 7:70 a.m.
Substantial Thunder Pants
August 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dark singles:
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with donkeys, goats that will try to eat your leg, a box with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Substantial Thunder Pants "alternative" experience.
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