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Rafiki's dime-snapping photo of Substantial Thunder Pants
Substantial Thunder Pants
August 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with roosters, frightened children, a spine with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland celebrities are invited to find this attraction for a quarter hour after park opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, chin, or knee issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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