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Above: Ward Kimball's bachelor-screaming photo of Substantial Thunder Pants
Substantial Thunder Pants
December 18, 1971
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At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ducks, running water, a fiend with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter a show vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 40".
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
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