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The Substantial Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its concealed anniversary
Substantial Thunder Pants
June 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with geese, penguins, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Youngest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, fear of high speed, unstylish haircuts, or wrist, personal, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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