Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Pants attraction, August 11, 1964, 1:27 p.m.
Substantial Thunder Pants
June 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter Disneys
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with ponies, goats that will try to eat your clothes, an angel with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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