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Above: A detailed view of Substantial Thunder Pants when it's not inundated in kids
Substantial Thunder Pants
March 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 26 minutes on foot)
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with sheep, random rodents, a fish with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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