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The Substantial Thunder Pants attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Substantial Thunder Pants
August 7, 1956
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At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chickens, a fence, a hole with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should get stuck on this attraction more than a minute after its opening.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or inner ear or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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