Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Substantial Thunder Pants ride, fully frightening in the shrouded park light
Substantial Thunder Pants
June 20, 1960
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At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with ducks, dirt, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: during the weekend, this ride will be crammed full of mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Events," Walt Disney Land V.I.P.s should ride this ride less than an hour after park opening.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected storms, this ride may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
- Ride is closed for unforseen improvements from October 26 through November 23.
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