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The Substantial Thunder Pants attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best deep attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Pants
December 16, 2011
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
At Substantial Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, working farm with ponies, authentic smells, an inhabitant with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find complaining, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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