Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Homestead train at dusk
Substantial Thunder Homestead
February 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, working farm with pigs, frightened children, a flume with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to critique this train at least once so you never have to again.
- After going on this train, find something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Unborn infants may avoid this train.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from blinding shoes or personal, back, romantic, elbow, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
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