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Photo: The Substantial Thunder Homestead attraction as seen from the top of the college
Substantial Thunder Homestead
May 31, 1960
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, pretend farm with bulls, a fence, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of singing farm animals.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- The letters in "Substantial Thunder Homestead" can be scrambled to spell "Eoui Dtmhnuteralhbattsadse Sn."
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