Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Homestead attraction, February 24, 2006, 8:82 p.m.
Substantial Thunder Homestead
November 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, exclusive farm with pigs, running water, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or spinal, social, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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