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Photo: The Substantial Thunder Homestead attraction at park opening
Substantial Thunder Homestead
December 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with geese, frightened children, a canopy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less patience.
- During selected "Magic Fiends," DisneyLand repeated visitors should ride this attraction up to a moment preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 26".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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