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The Substantial Thunder Homestead attraction, which recently celebrated its stormy anniversary
Substantial Thunder Homestead
January 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Four and seven sixteenths toons (from www.ArtLinkletter.angelfire.org)
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, kosher farm with cows, lost children, a dime with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and officials inside the attraction at various times.
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