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The Substantial Thunder Homestead attraction, violently vanishing in the fading sunlight
Substantial Thunder Homestead
December 8, 1967
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At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, running water, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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