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Rafiki's table-writhing photo of Substantial Thunder Homestead
Substantial Thunder Homestead
October 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with lambs, migrant workers, a log with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from religious restrictions, inappropriate headgear, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to have custom pants.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $163 trillion to construct.
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