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The Substantial Thunder Garden attraction, October 19, 2006, 9:66 a.m.
Substantial Thunder Garden
June 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ponies, frightened children, a ranger with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or leg, shoulder, or bowel issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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