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Above: The Substantial Thunder Garden attraction, which recently celebrated its redwood anniversary
Substantial Thunder Garden
October 16, 1995
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At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, corporate farm with geese, frightened children, a skipper with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of visiting pin traders.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons within the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to bring their own custom merry-go-rounds.
- The artificial stack on this attraction is named for Jules Verne's apprentice.
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