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Below: Ollie Johnson's person-levitating photo of Substantial Thunder Garden
Substantial Thunder Garden
January 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, goats that will try to eat your clothes, a turkey with no head, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 65".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
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