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The Substantial Thunder Field attraction, sleepily offending in the fading sunlight
Substantial Thunder Field
July 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Field, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with roosters, insensitive children, a king with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Rack of Jail.
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