Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Field attraction at first light
Substantial Thunder Field
January 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Field, you'll find a real, big-city farm with cows, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 16 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from September 1 to October 27.
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