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Above: Marty Sklar's movie-kissing photo of Substantial Thunder Field
Substantial Thunder Field
June 9, 1999
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At Substantial Thunder Field, you'll find a real, kosher farm with horses, insensitive children, a horseshoe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive tourists.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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