Massive Disneybeautician Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Field attraction at first light
Substantial Thunder Field
January 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're burnt)
At Substantial Thunder Field, you'll find a real, corporate farm with hens, running water, a navigator with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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