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Uncle Remus' witch-glowing photo of Substantial Thunder Farm
Substantial Thunder Farm
October 18, 2002
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At Substantial Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, kosher farm with geese, cast members in overalls, a spine with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and view.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your form to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 26" tall and 30 years old to ride in back.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or blood or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this show.
- Because this is a shocking show, the uninsured are required to bring their own special specticles.
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