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The Substantial Thunder Farm dark ride at a distance
Substantial Thunder Farm
April 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, rural farm with geese, insensitive children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- After waiting for this dark ride, experience something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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