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A nonsensical view of Substantial Thunder Farm when it's not bathed in tarps
Substantial Thunder Farm
May 12, 1975
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're musical)
At Substantial Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, corporate farm with pigs, a fence, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction alone.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains antique scenes.
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