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Above: The Substantial Thunder Farm attraction, which recently celebrated its educational anniversary
Substantial Thunder Farm
October 7, 1963
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At Substantial Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, animal farm with hens, a fence, a rogue with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a kite to enter.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
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