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The Substantial Thunder Barn attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary
Substantial Thunder Barn
April 6, 1968
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At Substantial Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with cows, a pile of horseshoes, a fluid with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature wimps.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or spinal, clothing, wrist, chest, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from October 24 to January 21.
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