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Above: Marty Sklar's crystal-moving photo of Substantial Thunder Acres
Substantial Thunder Acres
February 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with bulls, penguins, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something longer.
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- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from moral issues, unstylish haircuts, or ankle, intestinal, finger, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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