Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Substantial Thunder Acres ride, January 11, 1984, 6:60 a.m.
Substantial Thunder Acres
December 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, animal farm with bulls, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin full of silence.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or Willie the Giant fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Uncle Remus photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Waiting may occur.
- During any weather, this ride may become a water ride.
- This ride closes at random.
- Because this is a water ride, adults are required to rent precision gravestones.
- Ride is closed for relocation from July 12 until perhaps August 10.
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