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Photo: The Substantial Thunder Acres attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Walt Disney Land
Substantial Thunder Acres
July 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
At Substantial Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, pretend farm with sheep, insensitive children, a dinosaur with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Because it is so personal, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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