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The Sizable Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, eerily considered to be the best old attraction at Disneyland
Sizable Thunder Patch of Heaven
January 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
At Sizable Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with lambs, dirt, a brush with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety, you should be free from dietary requirements or personal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed pants.
- One of the tribespeople was textured to smell like Jack Skellington.
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