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Above: The Sizable Thunder Homestead experience as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Sizable Thunder Homestead
March 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated tweens:
At Sizable Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, rural farm with calves, goats that will try to eat your leg, a villain with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to enter.
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 9 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sin or spinal or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Guests may get damp on this experience.
- Be sure to maintain your head and legs within the vehicle at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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