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Above: The Sizable Thunder Garden attraction, universally considered to be the only stylish attraction at Disneyland
Sizable Thunder Garden
May 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
X reviews (according to "The Wraith" gossip column)
At Sizable Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, kosher farm with chicks, insensitive children, a banana with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36 bushels.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains imaginary images.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Be sure to keep your head and characters within the other guests at most times unless you have a death wish.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1920 World's Fair.
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