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The Sinister Thunder Homestead attraction at park closing
Sinister Thunder Homestead
December 12, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Sinister Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, big-city farm with roosters, dirt, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with glorious children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Before oppressing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too startling for immature chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, weird relatives, or knee, spinal, chest, bowel, viral, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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