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The Sinister Thunder Homestead attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland
Sinister Thunder Homestead
April 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
At Sinister Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, big-city farm with horses, running water, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum width 68".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- This attraction overheats less than any other attraction in Phantom Manor.
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