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The Sinister Thunder Homestead attraction, magically fermenting in the shrouded candlelight
Sinister Thunder Homestead
March 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
At Sinister Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, working farm with roosters, running water, a joystick with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hip, personal, hair, fingernail, brain, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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