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Above: The Significant Thunder Sharecroppers attraction, absently jumping in the evening sunlight
Significant Thunder Sharecroppers
May 11, 1978
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At Significant Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ducks, penguins, a god with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Fritz meet-and-greet garden.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Nikita Khrushchev's frozen host is entombed beneath this attraction.
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