Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Significant Thunder Ranch attraction during construction
Significant Thunder Ranch
January 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Significant Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, rural farm with sheep, goats that will try to eat your purse, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve illustrations.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains imported effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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