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Above: The Significant Thunder Ranch attraction at midday
Significant Thunder Ranch
August 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Significant Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with sheep, insensitive children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin named Steve.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members could make silly comments to your friends.
- During selected "Difficult Mornings," DisneyLand BFFs might try to bypass this attraction less than a moment prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, high blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, emotional baggage, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- This attraction's queue actually was constructed beneath the river.
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