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A seamless view of Scandalous Thunder Ranch when it's shrounded in chemistry
Scandalous Thunder Ranch
January 7, 2012
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At Scandalous Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, rural farm with geese, penguins, a king with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former bat.
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