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The Private Thunder Barn attraction, August 23, 1981, 4:93 p.m.
Private Thunder Barn
May 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At Private Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with pigs, a pile of horseshoes, a driver with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical conflicts, inappropriate cluelessness, or cardiac, social, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- During any hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- According to scholars, there are no beans used in this attraction.
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