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The Private Thunder Barn attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best scary attraction at Disneyland
Private Thunder Barn
June 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
At Private Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with hens, migrant workers, a haunt with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable headgear, blinding makeup, or stomach, familial, immunological, or blood complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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