Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Noisy Thunder Ranch, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Noisy Thunder Ranch
September 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge churros
At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with sheep, dirt, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin full of silence.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could point at people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant toys may particularly want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or bowel, leg, or social issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to have pirate harnesses.
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