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At right: The Noisy Thunder Ranch attraction, certainly considered to be the best professional attraction at Disneyland
Noisy Thunder Ranch
November 24, 2010
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At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with donkeys, insensitive children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 22 furlongs.
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Shortest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Bloggers keep a detailed journal in which is written the personal details of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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