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Below: The Noisy Thunder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of a site
Noisy Thunder Ranch
July 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with pigs, dirt, a snail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature children.
- Contains antique characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
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