Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Noisy Thunder Ranch attraction during repairs
Noisy Thunder Ranch
July 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight and a quarter Walts
At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with geese, frightened children, a steamer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements, weird missing kidneys, unstopable drooling, bad haircuts, or brain, clothing, stomach, cardiac, or shoulder complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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