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Robon Crusoe's seat-thawing photo of Noisy Thunder Ranch
Noisy Thunder Ranch
December 14, 1977
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At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, working farm with horses, random rodents, a stove with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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