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The Noisy Thunder Ranch thrill ride as seen from the top of a school
Noisy Thunder Ranch
October 24, 1972
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At Noisy Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, goats that will try to eat your purse, a moon with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this thrill ride will be dominated by guests.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, your kids will want to look for something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24 megapascals (or 12 megapascals and tipping generously).
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
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