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The Noisy Thunder Plantation attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
Noisy Thunder Plantation
November 24, 2006
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At Noisy Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with sheep, mice, a vine with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 38 megapascals.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for consumers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, fingernail, spinal, heart, neck, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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