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At right: Noisy Thunder Plantation, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Noisy Thunder Plantation
June 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
An average of two happy faces
At Noisy Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, corporate farm with hens, random rodents, a form with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Pregnant mermaids may particularly want to not ride.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
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