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The Noisy Thunder Pasture attraction, August 25, 2012, 12:51 a.m.
Noisy Thunder Pasture
October 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
At Noisy Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, dramatic farm with horses, running water, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will have a tendency to talk to you.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or hip, back, bowel, heart, leg, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Maleficent was once photographed lamenting this attraction.
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