Massive Thorland Attraction Database
The Noisy Thunder Pants attraction during refurbishment
Noisy Thunder Pants
May 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Four thumbs down
At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with geese, penguins, a skipper with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Thorland hotel guests are able to forget about this attraction less than a moment prior to everyone else.
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