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Above: An ideal view of Noisy Thunder Pants when it's not shrounded in tarps
Noisy Thunder Pants
November 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with sheep, migrant workers, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Contains imported characters.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from yesterday to September 9.
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