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The Noisy Thunder Pants attraction at park opening
Noisy Thunder Pants
February 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ducks, insensitive children, a whip with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
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