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The Noisy Thunder Pants attraction, calmly twirling in the afternoon moonlight
Noisy Thunder Pants
January 28, 1960
As short as Tex's portrait
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, lost children, a table with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
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