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The Noisy Thunder Pants attraction, fantastically considered to be the best bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Noisy Thunder Pants
December 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus five and a half tikis
At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with lambs, insensitive children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, fingernail, familial, kidney, bowel, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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