Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Noisy Thunder Pants attraction during refurbishment
Noisy Thunder Pants
May 28, 1996
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At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with geese, dirt, a turkey with no head, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After lamenting this attraction, find something soothing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from wrist complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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