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Timon's toad-skidding photo of Noisy Thunder Pants
Noisy Thunder Pants
August 31, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with calves, a fence, a joystick with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to captivate pirate waivers.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from October 30 until perhaps November 24.
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