Massive Zurgland Attraction Database
Noisy Thunder Pants, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
Noisy Thunder Pants
December 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chicks, a fence, a Hawaiian with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to talk to you.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Bobby autograph location.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, overdone shoes, or viral, bowel, finger, or lung problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This was one of the least famous "R ticket" attractions.
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