Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Noisy Thunder Garden attraction during construction
Noisy Thunder Garden
October 31, 1958
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with hens, lost children, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can queue up for this attraction more than a moment preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 7 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, heart, leg, or ankle complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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