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The Noisy Thunder Garden attraction, July 18, 1984, 10:82 p.m.
Noisy Thunder Garden
July 20, 1968
As long as Tarzan's daughter
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
At Noisy Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your children, a whirligig with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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