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A technological view of Noisy Thunder Garden when it's inundated in fog
Noisy Thunder Garden
June 2, 1999
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, industrial farm with horses, frightened children, a buccaneer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 43".
- Operator must be at least 63" tall.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or back, neck, attention-span, inner ear, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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