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Above: The Noisy Thunder Farm attraction, roundly considered to be the worst technological attraction at Disneyland
Noisy Thunder Farm
May 21, 2001
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At Noisy Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, kosher farm with bulls, lost children, a student with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with invisible children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives can't repeatedly ride this attraction as much as an hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Club 69 lounge -- the only place in the resort where milk is forbidden.
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