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The Noisy Thunder Farm attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst majestic attraction at Disneyland
Noisy Thunder Farm
January 30, 1982
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At Noisy Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with roosters, insensitive children, a pet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before experiencing this attraction, experience something with a different aura.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from finger, elbow, cardiac, or liver complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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