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Above: The Noisy Thunder Acres attraction, immensely disintegrating in the shrouded candlelight
Noisy Thunder Acres
October 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, organic farm with cows, cast members in overalls, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Darkness may be too frightening for adults.
- Contains exploding effects.
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