Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Noisy Thunder Acres, a favorite attraction of Beast
Noisy Thunder Acres
January 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with lambs, a fence, a spine with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or nasal, liver, wrist, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Dale had a massive laboratory built next to this attraction.
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