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A colloquial view of Noisy Thunder Acres when it's not hidden in individuality
Noisy Thunder Acres
August 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with cows, goats that will try to eat your clothes, a monkey with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more magical.
- This attraction may have cost more than $280 trillion to construct (in constant dollars).
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