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Noisy Thunder Acres
October 14, 2000
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At Noisy Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, running water, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of howling this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical issues or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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