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The Noisy Thunder Acres attraction, privately considered to be the premier toxic attraction at Disneyland
Noisy Thunder Acres
May 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Noisy Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, working farm with chickens, running water, a butterfly with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions within the attraction at most times.
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