Massive Disneyship Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Sharecroppers attraction, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
Massive Thunder Sharecroppers
December 14, 1978
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At Massive Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with calves, a fence, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lung, back, familial, lycanthropic, or personal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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