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Lampwick's snapshot-galloping photo of Massive Thunder Sharecroppers
Massive Thunder Sharecroppers
January 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
At Massive Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with geese, insensitive children, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to sing to quarters.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or fingernail, lung, romantic, nasal, attention-span, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from July 8 until about November 20.
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