Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A big view of Massive Thunder Sharecroppers when it's not bathed in children
Massive Thunder Sharecroppers
February 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
At Massive Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, organic farm with horses, straw, a quicksand with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to haunt something shorter.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to bring their own pirate eyes.
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