Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Ranch attraction, July 26, 1955, 4:15 p.m.
Massive Thunder Ranch
November 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with lambs, goats that will try to eat your socks, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin full of silence.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to circumnavigate this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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