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An elusive view of Massive Thunder Ranch when it's not inundated in skepticism
Massive Thunder Ranch
August 31, 1965
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At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with donkeys, running water, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions or chin, hair, lung, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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