Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A mischievous view of Massive Thunder Ranch when it's not bathed in buttons
Massive Thunder Ranch
December 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The letters in "Massive Thunder Ranch" can be scrambled to spell "Anchirhm Aurdvte Essn."
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