Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A helpful view of Massive Thunder Ranch when it's not hidden in darkness
Massive Thunder Ranch
October 11, 1955
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with donkeys, goats that will try to eat your purse, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and trip.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Esmeralda was once documented riding this attraction.
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