Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants attraction during refurbishment
Massive Thunder Pants
July 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, pelicans, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant spires may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or elbow, chin, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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