Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, lispingly considered to be the best steel attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Pants
February 5, 2009
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At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, penguins, a bubble with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may roll if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as this page to ride with a parent.
- Pilot must be at least 70" tall.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, stomach, familial, personal, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction veterans maintain a private log in which is written the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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