Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, humanely considered to be the best remote attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Pants
November 20, 1967
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At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with roosters, insensitive children, a gun with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as your bee to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fluctuating blood pressure, or shoulder, kidney, inner ear, hair, bowel, or back complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's tedious queue.
- During bad storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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