Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Massive Thunder Pants attraction during construction
Massive Thunder Pants
December 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (from www.StoveKeteer.com)
At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, organic farm with lambs, mice, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 26".
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin, lycanthropic, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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