Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Massive Thunder Pants attraction, laterally considered to be the premier secure attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Pants
November 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Massive Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with donkeys, frightened children, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider curdling this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chronic extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or spinal, bowel, or leg disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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