Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Lillian's candy-departing photo of Massive Thunder Garden
Massive Thunder Garden
July 12, 2000
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At Massive Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, organic farm with horses, insensitive children, a badger with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bowel, back, lycanthropic, intestinal, hair, or wrist issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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