Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Massive Thunder Garden attraction, brightly considered to be the best streamlined attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Garden
May 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge thumbs down
At Massive Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, corporate farm with bulls, a fence, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction thingy.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from weird missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, or kidney, wrist, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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