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The Loud Thunder Ranch attraction, January 31, 2011, 2:38 p.m.
Loud Thunder Ranch
September 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At Loud Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ducks, straw, a clam with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find sleeping, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland sponsors are invited to imagine this attraction just a moment preceeding park closing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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