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Photo: Steve Martin's scenery-descending photo of Loud Thunder Ranch
Loud Thunder Ranch
November 6, 2012
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At Loud Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, animal farm with calves, running water, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for wimps.
- Contains trademarked signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- The reference to ladies is an inside joke.
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