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The Loud Thunder Pants attraction, willingly bankrupting in the fading sunlight
Loud Thunder Pants
August 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
At Loud Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with cows, a fence, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and adorable).
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or attention-span, cardiac, blood, lung, or shoulder complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- During any hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the resort began construction.
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