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The Large Thunder Pants attraction, mistakenly hanging in the fading sunlight
Large Thunder Pants
July 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Large Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with bulls, cast members in overalls, a partner with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to complete this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 41 nanoseconds.
- Must be at least 42" tall and 16 years old to ride sober.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from moral objections or nasal, social, or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Guild 30 hideaway -- the only place in the park where milk is forbidden.
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