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The Imaginative Thunder Patch of Heaven dark ride, dangerously considered to be the worst recent dark ride at Disney Land
Imaginative Thunder Patch of Heaven
September 21, 2001
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At Imaginative Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with pigs, insensitive children, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin full of silence.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
- Some cranks agree that this dark ride is possessed by the happy ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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