Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Huge Thunder Garden attraction, April 3, 1996, 8:90 a.m.
Huge Thunder Garden
October 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero tikis (from Geppetto)
At Huge Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, checkered farm with chickens, penguins, a gravestone with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- Natty Gann originally intended for this attraction to have no live dimes.
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