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Huge Thunder Garden, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Huge Thunder Garden
February 7, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
At Huge Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, kosher farm with donkeys, authentic smells, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or brain, intestinal, cardiac, neck, or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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