Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The High Thunder Ranch attraction at night
High Thunder Ranch
May 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At High Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with hens, random rodents, a desk with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a tubular ink.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Ghirardelli autograph garden.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from sea sickness or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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